Kerri | Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 1:30PM [Via The Daily What]
Video Kerri | Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 1:30PM It started with Shit Girls Say and has since blossomed in the most unsightly way into more fast-cut videos than we can keep track of: Shit Whipped Guys Say, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls, Shit Indians Say to Nepalis (Hey, Anuj!), Shit Nobody Says, Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys, Shit Asian Dads Say, Shit The Dowager Countess Says -- I could go on.
If you're going to watch just one of these, make it Shit New Yorkers Say, created by brother/sister comedic duo Eliot and Ilana Glazer. They are hilariously spot on ("All I ate today was a bagel.") and call to attention the things we hate most about ourselves ("You read the post... Not ironically?").
I love you both.
Video Kerri | Wednesday, December 7, 2011 at 8:30AM Hey you, Park Slope kid. Is your mom too busy playing kickball or working a Coop shift to take your ass to Rose Water on a Sunday afternoon for roasted pear crepes and duck confit? BAM. Here's your answer.
[Via College Humor]
Video Kerri | Monday, October 31, 2011 at 1:30PM Animal Planet has taken two adorable things known for their ability to both poop and sleep all day, and they've stacked them against each other in a new competitive show called Puppies VS. Babies.
WHY I WON'T WATCH: these are not fresh videos. The babies and puppies competing are already YouTube sensations (watch the trailer - "David at the Dentist" and "Charlie Bit Me" are in there). So chances are, we've already seen most of the clips.
WHY I WILL WATCH ANYWAY: I can't not watch puppies.
Video, animal planet Kerri | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 12:00PM When we're not invading his stoop or photoshopping his eyes onto every celeb and their mom, we're making video montages of every cinematic death that Mr. Steve Buscemi's fictional characters have suffered. I'll say this, though: Booshems sure knows how to take a movie bullet.
Steve Buscemi, Video 
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