Park Slope Parents on Park Slope Parents

If there's one thing more entertaining than making fun of Park Slope parents, it's Park Slope parents making fun of park slope parents!

Get your head around that, ppl!

It's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, sheathed in an Uncle Moe's burrito (R.I.P).

Thankfully, italian ice gate is still alive and well in week two (not to be confused with ice-cream gate of 2009, natch). In fact, PSP has apparently released their "official response" on the matter, with the following missive: 

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BREEDER VS. BREEDER: The Vegan Wars

Fucked In Park Slope is without-a-doubt our neighborhood's most hilarious website, right?

Wrong!

Strictly speaking, the greatest quantity of ingeniously funny Park Slope-related material comes from a website called "Park Slope Parents," or "PSP" for short. If you've ever perused the Park Slope Parents site, you've probably wondered why FIPS doesn't just fire all its writers and instead employ one full-time resource to mine PSP's gems of horrendously privileged, asinine bleating and present it all as roadkill for your reading pleasure.

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Fabulous has left Park Slope (Again!?)

I like to check in with fake FIPS (Fabulous in Park Slope) every once in awhile to see what Mrs. Fab is up to, and of course get some reccs for some pretentious, over the top fashions that neither you nor I could ever afford. But on my most recent jaunt on over there I discovered this: "I left the city for a simpler, although not less fabulous, life in Upstate New York. More grass, more friends, more kids... less shopping."

Wait, like left for good?! LEFT LEFT??!!

As many of you might remember, it was only last year that Mrs. Fab migrated to our fine nabe and made her showstopping debut on PSP. Her blog, fake FIPS, was her response to that whole kerfuffle.

It's hard to tell if Mrs. Fab means she's on an extended trip to their weekend house in the "country" or if she really means that they've moved from Park Slope...but it kind of sounds like Fab is GONE. Like for ever!

And while I would imagine that you're all probs pretty broken up over that turn of events, you can at least comfort yourselves with the news that Mrs. Fab is preggo! So soon there will be another fabulous bebe!

YAY!

While she hasn't yet changed the name of her blog to Fabulous in Bedford, or wherever the hell she moved, posting has seriously slowed down. She did, however, manage to slip in this little dandy from last Friday about an "adorable Joseph jumpsuit" that looks like an ugly pair of overalls to me, but what the fuck do I know. Nothing about being fabulous...that's for damn sure.

COOL OR NOT COOL: Hey, Can I Borrow Your Dog??

Ok, so I'm sure no one will be shocked at the news that several times a week, some cool ass BR-ALLERS will email me about the ridiculous shit that's goin down on Park Slope Parents. It doesn't really take a mathematician to figure out this formula: at any given moment, you can pretty much guarantee that there is a long, drawn-out, entirely ridiculous discussion going on about SOMETHING on PSP.

To add insult to injury, rather than just sit back and accept the motherfucking publicity that I give them virtually every single time I post about them, they practically send me cease and desist orders-n-shit.

Anyway, this bullshit was just too whacked out, so I HAD to post.

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This Is So Not Cute...

You know how sometimes you look at something or see something...and its just so deeply fucking confusing, your brain is not able to process the information in a way that even remotely makes any sense?

Like right now for example:

Still confused? Well let me enlighten you ppl: according to the Park Slope Parents blog, this is a Bed Bug-a-Boo! You know, like a cross between a Bugaboo and a bedbug! Your worst nightmare crossed with your worst nightmare! And apparently we're going to meet some at this year's Halloweeen Parade!

BWAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAAA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY!??

Anyone?

Hello?

Ok, fine. If you don't think *THAT'S* funny, how bout their zingy description??:

–The hedge fund mommies have them, though, like a little botox and a tuck, they keep it to themselves.

–The fashion set surely has them; they need them…the pricier, the better!

–The alterna-daddies have them (they go great with a Diaper Dude, Chuck Taylors, and wicked tats).

–The best nannies have them, though they’d never brag about it to mommies.

The Bedbug-a-boos! They’re all the rage in Brooklyn. Watch out, or you’ll be getting them, too!

TEE HEEE HEEE HEE [BARF].

HA HA HA [PUNCHES SELF IN FACE]

LOL [STOMPS ON KITTEN'S HEAD].

(via PSP Blog)