This Is So Not Cute...

You know how sometimes you look at something or see something...and its just so deeply fucking confusing, your brain is not able to process the information in a way that even remotely makes any sense?

Like right now for example:

Still confused? Well let me enlighten you ppl: according to the Park Slope Parents blog, this is a Bed Bug-a-Boo! You know, like a cross between a Bugaboo and a bedbug! Your worst nightmare crossed with your worst nightmare! And apparently we're going to meet some at this year's Halloweeen Parade!

BWAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHHAAA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY!??

Anyone?

Hello?

Ok, fine. If you don't think *THAT'S* funny, how bout their zingy description??:

–The hedge fund mommies have them, though, like a little botox and a tuck, they keep it to themselves.

–The fashion set surely has them; they need them…the pricier, the better!

–The alterna-daddies have them (they go great with a Diaper Dude, Chuck Taylors, and wicked tats).

–The best nannies have them, though they’d never brag about it to mommies.

The Bedbug-a-boos! They’re all the rage in Brooklyn. Watch out, or you’ll be getting them, too!

TEE HEEE HEEE HEE [BARF].

HA HA HA [PUNCHES SELF IN FACE]

LOL [STOMPS ON KITTEN'S HEAD].

(via PSP Blog)