Erica | Tuesday, August 4, 2009 at 12:02AM Before anyone starts jerking off, you should know that she's 6 mos preggo.
Yes, people. Apparently dancing pregnant women on youtube is now its own meme.
Hurrah.
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Erica | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 12:05AM Benjamin | Monday, January 12, 2009 at 7:06AM 
Today's the day I become a Serious Journalist.
I realize that up until this moment, my Reporter Qualifications consist of posting ripoffs of TheOnion to a snarky, smug, crappy little website.
Today's the day that changes.
craigslisting, milfs, services, sex in the slope Benjamin | Monday, December 8, 2008 at 7:18AM 
What's the spanish word for MILF?
Every time I walk into either of these places with my wife and kids, the guys behind the counter treat her like a piece of bistec. They chuckle to each other in their secret language, and when they address her they give her the eyes from the cover of Latin Inches. nsfw.
No other race of food service professionals behaves in quite the same way:
The Itallians at Bagel Delight treat her like a hardworking mom - they are friendly, supportive, and sweet.
The Blacks at Fresh Direct, who come into our home for chrissakes, are nothing but professional and polite - even if the one who isn't allowed to talk has served hard time.
The Chinese Delivery man treats her like a valued customer. If he thinks, privately, that her feet should be bound - he never mentions a thing.
The Jews at Friedman's Deli try to swindle her like they do everyone else; never a sexual vibe.
But those Latin Lovers. They can't be any hornier than the other groups, can they? Do they just love little Jewish chicks? My wife is petite and has dark coloring - dark as in Sarah Silverman, not Mariah Carey - is that just their jam?
Any of you getting the extra pico de gallo vibe? Digame.
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