HELP!: SMALL COOL, BTCHZ!

UPDATE: voting is now closed. If you voted for us: THANK YOU! If you didin't THANKS FOR NOTHING!

WHOA, our apt is up on Apartment Therapy's Small Cool Contest page!

GIMME A THUMBS UP, YO!?

PLLLLLLEAAAASE. Ok, you have to register with Apartment Therapy in order to do so, and granted, that IS a gigantic pain in the ass, but don't you love me long time???

Clickity click on over there and get our ass into the finals! I'll be your BFF 4evs!

NOTE: You can only vote till 7pm on Friday, April 23rd. So hurry it up, pls!!

SAVE WALTER: GET YOUR ASSES TO THE GATE RIGHT NOWWWW

Have you guys seen the recent story about a group of Southpaw bartenders who have banded together to save this ADOOOORRRRABLE dog Walter?? If you want to start crying your eyes out like I just did, click through to the blog they started for him and hear (and see) all about how they rescued him from the street (after someone had thrown him out of a car!), are paying for his care (he was severely malnourished, dehydrated and suffering from mange), got him to a doggy dermatologist (Dr. Gilbert?) and are nursing him back to health. OMG, srsly...I'd like to take this moment to publicly declare my love and undrying affection for EVERYONE involved in Walter's story so far.

But now is your chance to join in and help too.

Today at The Gate is "Pouring Beer for Walter" day. That means that a portion of the proceeds from the all the beer your ass can drink is going to be donated to Walter's vet fund. So you know what that means, ppl!?: GO GET YOUR ASS DRUNK AT THE GATE!

I know we've been bitches about The Gate in the past around here, but this shit is different. Our love has been reborn. Stop what you're doing right now, get your ass down there and start drinking. And keep drinking till you can't drink no more.

My ass is stuck at the #140 Conference or I would be down there my damn self.

Ready, set, DRINK!

(via Pawesome)

[HELP] Have You Seen This Missing Man?

His name is Maxo Etienne and he's been missing since Monday from his house on 12th Street.

He suffers from dementia, has high blood pressure and is also diabetic, so he may seem confused or unaware of his surroundings.

"He left home to take a short walk around 3:00PM, EST. Last seen on 12th Street and 5th Avenue in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Sixty-years-old, Haitian-American black male, around 5"3, with a shaved head. wearing a Grey T-shirt, black or dark blue jacket with white stripes in the sleeves and Black sweat pants. Any info please contact the 78th Precinct at 718-636-6411"

Brooklyn Mutt Show: Adopt, Bitches

Shit like the Brooklyn Mutt Show is precisely the reason why I fucking love Brooklyn. I braved the Great Flood and hauled my ass to the Brooklyn Lyceum to check it out. With action-packed categories like 'Sloppiest Kisser' and 'Least Useful Pet Trick', the Brooklyn Mutt Show is co-organized by BARC (a privately funded, no-kill shelter in Williamsburg). It's a 2-day event and Sunday was the grand finale, with the 'Canine Best Costume Cavalcade' closing the show.

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HELP: Girl Scout Cookies For the Rich And Childless??

UPDATE: I have located a Girl Scout Cookie source. I repeat, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE IN THE HIZZY (or almost). Get thee to the Girl Scout Cookie Cupboard! Here's allllll the scoop, thanks to our friends at Blondie & Brownie.

Ok, I've gotten THREE emails about this shit in the past week or so, and quite frankly I want some answers too.

Where the christ can us BALLERS go to get our hands on some motherfucking girl scout cookies!??

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