SAVE WALTER: GET YOUR ASSES TO THE GATE RIGHT NOWWWW

Have you guys seen the recent story about a group of Southpaw bartenders who have banded together to save this ADOOOORRRRABLE dog Walter?? If you want to start crying your eyes out like I just did, click through to the blog they started for him and hear (and see) all about how they rescued him from the street (after someone had thrown him out of a car!), are paying for his care (he was severely malnourished, dehydrated and suffering from mange), got him to a doggy dermatologist (Dr. Gilbert?) and are nursing him back to health. OMG, srsly...I'd like to take this moment to publicly declare my love and undrying affection for EVERYONE involved in Walter's story so far.

But now is your chance to join in and help too.

Today at The Gate is "Pouring Beer for Walter" day. That means that a portion of the proceeds from the all the beer your ass can drink is going to be donated to Walter's vet fund. So you know what that means, ppl!?: GO GET YOUR ASS DRUNK AT THE GATE!

I know we've been bitches about The Gate in the past around here, but this shit is different. Our love has been reborn. Stop what you're doing right now, get your ass down there and start drinking. And keep drinking till you can't drink no more.

My ass is stuck at the #140 Conference or I would be down there my damn self.

Ready, set, DRINK!

(via Pawesome)