Food Coop LOOOOOOOOVE

Parkslope Co-op Beer Girl - m4w - 29 (Park Slope Brooklyn )
Date: 2009-08-08, 12:04PM EDT

Hello,

Wouldn't it be awesome if you saw this! You were the VERY cute Asian girl who was buying a LOT of beer at the Park Slope food Coop last Friday (August 7th) around 6:30PM. We traded a few looks while we were shopping. I was the tall guy with yellow T-shirt. It wasn't until u were at the register that I got the courage to say something (regarding the beer) - but then it was awkward with the cashier there etc. DAMN!

Anyways. you are super cute and i'd like to grab a beer with you sometime.

(via Craigslist)

Undercover: Park Slope Food Coop [Lettuce Outta Here]

Well, well, well. Had an interesting gem of an email in our old inbox yesterday regarding our favorite neighborhood food cooperative and yours. Check it:

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The One and ONLY Thing That Could Ever Get Me to *CONSIDER* A Food Coop Membership...

...a hot piece of ass like Adrien Grenier.

Any Coopretards Out There Who Know Drupal?

Check out this craigslist ad:

"Are you a member of the Park Slope Food Coop in Brooklyn? Looking for a great, ongoing shift opportunity as a resident Drupal developer or themer?
(Note: This is a work shift NOT a paid job.)"

OHHHH...so no actual money for all this web work!? Your payment is skippng your Coop shift! Well now that doesn't seem very fair to all of the other Coop members who might not know Drupal?!

Perhaps Berklee Carroll can bring this up at the next monthly meeting??

(via @DimaM)

UNDERCOVER: PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP [FIGHT NIGHT]

Yo, we've got ourselves a real-life, ginuine, Park Slope Food Coop spy, and we're pretty fuckin stoked about it. In this brand new ongoing series, FIPS is gonna go deep into the heart of the belly of the most talked about/made fun of/loved/hated/debated Food Coop in the history of the universe. Needless to say, our spy is gonna keep things stealth anon (so as to avoid getting a hit taken out on her and/or having her membership status suspended).

So the lines suck, you have to work there, it can get crowded and disorganized, but honestly the one thing that coop members complain about more than anything, is, well, the infamously self-righteous, self-important, fascist, rule loving, humorless contingent of coopretards.

As promised in my first post, here are the details of an infuriating run-in I had with one of these insufferables.

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