Wow, Maybe Those Coop-retards Aren't So Bad After All?
Seriously people, this really pulls at my heartstrings. In fact, I would grab a box of kleenex if I were you, b/c the raw humanity that is about to jump off your computer screen is gonna be hard to wrangle.
Those mofos at the Park Slope Food Coop have totally outdone themselves with this shining example of generosity:
"The Park Slope Food Coop — infamous for its hardliner stance on its rules — made an exception for one of its members who survived US Airways Flight 1549’s fabled landing in the Hudson.
The member wasn’t charged for a replacement ID card, which was lost in her luggage in the Hudson River, the co-op’s in-house rag “The Line-waiter’s Gazette” reported."
!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PLANE CRASH SURVIVOR DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR OWN REPLACEMENT CARD??? AFTER THEY GOT INTO A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRASH???
[Weep].
Inspiration dot org.
(via NYDN)