King of Cupcakes is Out, and Butter Lane Is In!

image via @meganlibrarian

So, do you remember how Ricky's went into the cupcake biz with King of Cupcakes, and then it turned into a tremendous shit show and the whole joint shut down in less than 6 mos? Well, Ricky's loss is Butter Lane's gain, cause as of today, 7th Ave has got its newest cupcake shop!

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[WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER AT...] CHIPSHOP

Not to sound self-righteous, but I don't find myself in the ChipShop too often because I try to keep the differences between myself and Homer Simpson numerous in amount, which means I try to limit my intake of fried candy bars.

But, if you're in the mood for a grease-bomb, there's no better place to blow your diet than the ChipShop. 

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By Popular Demand: David, The Connecticut Stud-Muffin Man

Calling ALL the single ladies (and boys). Due to the cacophany of interest expressed about the identity of Park Slope's finest muffin purveyor in our story yesterday about the 4/5th graders going out to lunch, I did a little inFIPStigating for you all this morning.

I've identified the Connecticut Muffin mystery man!

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REVIEW'D: CULTURE YOGURT

image via Here's Park SlopeSo I ventured over to that new yogurt joint, Culture, on 5th Ave between 3rd and 4th Streets this weekend on the day after they opened.

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I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS YOGURT.

I'm not kidding, ppl...this shit was B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

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Praise Jesus: Girl Scout Cookie Pop-Up Stores In NYC

Well it's that time of year again. No not Easter you fucks..it's time to celebrate Girl Scout cookie season!

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