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Thursday
Apr142011

By Popular Demand: David, The Connecticut Stud-Muffin Man

Calling ALL the single ladies (and boys). Due to the cacophany of interest expressed about the identity of Park Slope's finest muffin purveyor in our story yesterday about the 4/5th graders going out to lunch, I did a little inFIPStigating for you all this morning.

I've identified the Connecticut Muffin mystery man!

His name is David.He's 25. Straight. And, alas, not single. Taken. Sorry about that (and sidenote: he hopes this won't affect his tips). 

I generally get hit on by more men than women so I am a bit surprised. I guess it's flattering... I wonder if I'm some sort of harmless extramarital fascination for the frustrated stroller-bound?

He likes kids fine, by the way, so cut it out you meanies.

I also spoke with Connecticut Muffin's owner, Yasser, who had this to say:

The 321 kids are great, they're like family to us. We watch them grow in fourth and fifth grade. They eat a well-balanced diet. Some get soup; some get bagels. They're always respectful and polite, not rowdy at all.

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