NOTE TO FUTURE TENANTS: PRESIDENT & 5TH AVE *IS* TOTALLY FUCKED

Even CNN says so!

It wasn't your fault, Playa. That spot must be over some Indian burial grounds or some shit.

Anyone wanna meet over there with a Ouija board and see what we can uncover?

(via an awesome FIPSer who emailed that CNN link in)

Park Slope Library To Shut Down For Renovations

Sorry for anyone who cares, but I fucking hate this library (the one on the corner of 8th stret and 6th ave). And now its apparently closing, for one year or more, so they can renovate it in order to make it "more accessible to the disabled."

First of all, let's call a spade a spade: something tells me this has fuck all to do with disabled people, and EVERYTHING to do with these. Interesting how putting in a ramp will benefit both BREEDERS and paraplegics alike.

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Delicious On The Slope's Passive Agressiveness Lives On

After my one poor experience at this lame restaurant, I concluded that they needed to spend far more time on the "delicious," aspects of their cuisine...cause it pretty much blew.

Needless to say, I haven't given it a thought since. So when I heard that they were shutting things down, I wasn't exactly surprised.

But this goodbye note is simply made of pure awesome.

(via Passive Agressive Notes)