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Tuesday
Dec082009

BK MEATUP: This Shit Works, People [Sassy Slut Edition]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is TOMORROW NIGHT at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW. Because this Meatup shit works!

In today's installment, we catch up with *Lilly, our "sassy slut"(her words, bitches...not ours) (*yeah, Lilly isn't her real name b/c, believe it or not, "sassy slut" is not the sort of bullet point recruiters look for on a resume, and Lilly needs herself a J OH B pronto).

Anyway.

Let's catch up with the Lillsters and hear all about her experience at the first BK Meatup:

Ok, so unlike our adorable couple yesterday, you weren't coming to the Meatup in search of love?
No...definitely not. I was totally just looking to get laid.

Wow, that's kinda rad. And how did that work out for you?
Really good, actually. I would have been pleased if I had just found one dude to get busy with, but as it turned out I managed to snag two. I had been playing "fuck me with your eyes" all night with this one guy who I ended up going home with post Meatup. We had fun, but I didn't really want to ever see him again. This other guy, who I had given my number to earlier in the night, ended up calling me a few days later and we ended up hooking up that following weekend. He's kind of a cool dude and doesn't really want anything serious either, so we booty call each other every few weeks or so, and that's great for the both of us.

So what, exactly, is a sassy slut?
Well, that's just sort of my way of taking back the word "slut" and making into something that I can own. I don't really think I'm a slut...at least not in the typical definition of a slut. I just don't really feel like being in any sort of a serious relationship right now but still like to get busy.

How old are you?
I'm 23

Where do you live?
Dumbo

How would you compare the Meatup with other Singles Events you've been to?
Well, I haven't been to a ton because I find that everyone is usually looking for those serious type relationship hookups. The Meatup was awesome because there were so many people there--and there weren't any pretenses. So whether you were there to find your husband or there, like me, just to find someone to hook up with you felt like you just immediately had something in common with everyone else in the room. I usually don't have any trouble talking to guys no matter what, but my two friends who I was with had a much easier time of meeting and talking to people (and one even went on a few dates with this guy she met that night, though it ended up not working out).

Any advice for anyone who already has a ticket?
Yeah, I think that girls need to stop being pussies and following the "rules." Go up to guys...talk to them...give them your number. I can assure you, they totally dig it.

Are you coming to the Meatup tomorrow night?
Yep, sure am! Though I told my booty call hookup that I wasn't, so I'm sincerely hoping that he doesn't show up. Can I see the list of people who bought tix already?

Uhm, no. Sorry.
Fuck...ok, well I guess I'll just take my chances.

Well, you heard it here first people: the BK Meatup is your one-way ticket to "friends with benefits" sex romp hookup with a "sassy slut" just like *Lilly.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's last pre-game BK Meatup: This Shit Works edition where we talk to yet another adorable couple, Frank-n-Becca.

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