BK MEATUP: This Shit Works, People [The Puppies-n-Rainbows Edition]

Ok, so ICYMI, the singles event of the season, the Naughty Office Party themed Holiday BK Meatup, is TONIGHT at the Bell House. If you don't already have your ticket, you need to GET. ONE. NOWWWWW. Because this Meatup shit works!(and I don't want to hear any bullshit about the rain, people. Finding true love/lust/hookups is worth a couple of raindrops...TRUST).

In today's installment, we catch up with Frank-n-Becca--no code names needed!! These two little firecrackers also hooked up at the first Meatup, and have been giving each other googly eyes ever since (OMGZ! Should we set up Frank-n-Becca and Joe-n-Jenny on a BK Meatup double date!? How cute would that be??? Did you just throw up in your mouth?).

Anyway.

This adorable couple was nice enough to catch up on what the fuck has been going on with them since BK Meatup numero uno:

How old are you guys?
We're both 27

How did you guys find each other at the Meatup? Was it a spot each other across a crowded room and lock eyes kind of thing, or more of a "oops, who's this hottie I just started dirty dancing with?--I'm too drunk to care" sort of meeting?
I was about to start mocking Becca's friends (who, sidenote: were trying to suck all the fun out of the room), but instead I asked if anyone wanted a drink. Becca said "yes". From what I understand, she was eyeballing me the entire night like a Mancoon in heat. We proceeded to walk around disrupting other couples by giving them the Dad handshake. We apologize for any loves lost that night on our account, we sincerely do.

How soon after the Meatup did you have your first date? 
We met on Wednesday night and went out that Saturday. It's been all puppies and rainbows, or whatever, since.

Did you show up to the meatup voluntarily, or did one of your smart-assed friends drag you?
My friends told me there were going to be a crapload of girls there and I was guaranteed to take a lady home. She was right. Becca was the first person in the door with "I Fuck to Cum" on her name tag.

Did either of you participate in the wet t-shirt contest?
No ma'am.

Had either of you ever been to a singles event before? If so, how did the meatup compare?
I haven't but I think Becca has been touring the professional speed dating circuit for  a few years now.

What's your best advice for all the single-n-ready-to-mingle BKers that will be showing up tonight?
Dudes: Belly shirts and a little cat urine on your chest and neck with make em purrr. Ladies: edible undergarments and white pants.

Well, you heard it here first people: the BK Meatup is your one-way ticket to a life filled with puppies and/or rainbows...the choice is yours.

We've gathered up the hot dudes, we've scoured the borough for all kinds o'sexy ladies, we've somehow convinced Chivas to give your asses free scotch for one hour, and we've even endured looking at some pretty raunchy tittie photocopies all because we want to get you laid HOOK YOU UP. Brooklyn Based and I can only do so much...the rest is up to you.

NOTE: THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE THAT TIX MIGHT SELL OUT TODAY, SO IF YOU WANT ONE, GET ONE PRONTO.

Also, come say "hi" to me tonight! Seriously! Even if I look like a bitch, I swear I'm not. I have short brown hair, glasses, and look like this.

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