WHASSUP: The Latest Edition


So, Park Slope, have you been attending my special, hand-picked events? I sure have no way of knowing because very few of you have reached out with your experience. I'm not condemning you for being shy and I'm sure as hell not encouraging you to give me a ten page rundown. I just want to hear your thoughts—good and I guess bad too. After all, how else will I ever continue to throw this shit at you if I have no idea what you like.
Here's the deal: I tell you WHASSUP, you tell me WHASSUP.
Without further ado, here's WHASSUP:
Thursday, 5/29, Shipwreck and Word Present: The Great Gatsby, The Bell House: As if Hollywood baby-man, Leonardo Di Caprio, didn't ruin this movie enough—a merry group of misfits plans to take over The Bell House and further rape the literary masterpiece. How do you like that, "Old Sport?" $10, 8pm
Friday, 5/30, Brooklyn Contra-Dance, Camp Friendship: What in the fuck is this? All I can ascertain from the ad is that it must be where communes and line dancing meet on the other side. If you should go, please, please tell us about it. $15 general admission, $12 students. Beginner’s workshop 7:30pm, event 8pm-11pm
Saturday, 5/31, Comedy Battle Rap, Union Hall: When I think of comedy and rap my mind goes straight to my boy Weird Al's Amish paradise—you too? There's just something about funy rhymes...I love em'! $10, 7pm doors, 7:30pm show