WHO GIVES A SHIT: CRAPPY REALITY TV SHOWS

Yet again, our homies on Brooklynian are serving as inspiration (with this thread on bad Bravo TV). So, we've got another simple question: Which craptacular reality TV shows do you watch?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Here are mine:

• Real Housewives (all locales)
• Millionaire Matchmaker
• Tough Love
• Celebrity Rehab
• Sober House
• American Idol
• Real World
• The City
• The Hills
• Make Me A Supermodel
• AND the best reality show on TV PERIOD: So You Think You Can Dance

(note to self: you have a serious fucking problem)

Who Gives A Shit: U Got A Tattoo?

Inspired by these (potentially retarded?) Suicide Girls who got tattoos of bacon at SXSW, we've got another simple question: Do you have a tattoo? (and if so, where and of what?)

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: "That's So Gay"

Inspired by this Jezebel article (and the Simpsons ep) we've got another simple question: Do you think its offensive to say "that's so gay"? (And follow up: Do you say it?)

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: Are You A Coopretard?

Another simple question: Are you a Coopretard member of the Park Slope Food Coop?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).

Who Gives A Shit: What's Your Main Beef With Park Slope?

Another simple question: What's the one thing you hate most about Park Slope?

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some prive).