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Feb242009
Who Gives A Shit: What's Your Main Beef With Park Slope?
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Erica | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 at 12:01AM
Erica | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 at 12:01AM 
Another simple question: What's the one thing you hate most about Park Slope?
That's it.
Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some prive).
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Reader Comments (15)
pushy moms in shops like lolli and their mental progeny
The smarmy bank manager at Chase on 7th Ave & Carroll St who pulled me from the line saying he could help me. After asking a few questions to update my account, he asked why I no longer use direct deposit. "I’m unemployed" I answered.
On my new statement, I have a new monthly bank fee because I am not using direct deposit. Well asshole how is it ok to bang me with more fees now that I have less money? I hope you get crabs.
the overpriced rent. For the price you pay in park slope you might as well take that studio in Manhattan.
Having to rely on the F train.
The lack of Taco Bells.
the self righteous douchebags who blog about how every other neighborhood sucks. you motherfuckers are the same as all the williamsburg hipsters with all that culture of judgement shit.
I hate that if I wear a hat, I'm naturally assumed to be a hipster/douchebag.
it's not the hat.
it's the self righteous judgmental douchie blogging.
the self-entitled liberals who are so uptight and defensive that they do stuff like try to ban food from israel. and, keep 8 year old bumper stickers on their really ugly cars. or, they keep up political posters in their windows years past their relevance.
the boring corporate people who moved from uptown manhattan.
the frumpy mom set you wouldn't know fashion if it bit them on the ass.
the ridiculously long commute that makes you a prisoner in the neighborhood and super bored with the local amenities within a year.
lack of culture and hipness.
academic people or writers who think that they are interesting and intelligent because they stayed in school years longer than anyone who isn't a doctor should. really, they were just to stupid to do anything else.
the old school people who have been their for years who sit in front of their crappy houses gaining weight by the second.
WELL U R RITE THAT THE PARK SLOPE PEEPLE NEED TO LOOSEN UP THEIR NECTKTIES AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF LIFE LIKE I DO JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS FUCKNG THE BABYSITTER IN HER POOPER AND I REALIZED THAT A COLD BEER WOULD GO NICELY WITH IT AND I THEN I NEW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE JAMES CAMERON TO BE KING OF THE WORLD LOL
Dry cleaners that open late and deliver. Not enough of them. Need a Duane Reade.
oh, and that everyone wants to move here.
I hate having to act like I'm not better than the people who don't live here.
ps has a purpose; it's the dumping ground for the terminally uncool. of course they're going to be bitchfaces, they'd be no matter where they live.
I'd rather be terminally uncool in the Slope than a hipster doofus in the Burg.