[Video]: If Charlie Brown were Louis CK

This video combines three of my favorite things: Charlie Brown, Louis C.K. and hoarding.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE!

[video]: New 50 Shades of Grey Workout Is Just Like Regular Workout, Only Made to Sound Sexier

"You've read the book, now make the fantasy a reality."

This is the first line of hot pink text that appears over The 50 Shapes Workout with Kristen James Fitness. In what The Daily News describes as a workout "that culls its exercises directly from sex scenes in the erotic bestseller," James performs a series of exercises meant to tone and sculpt the abs and legs, etc... you know -- parts of the body one might want to look sexy while fornicating.

Here's the thing, though -- aside from one move that looks like a man-sitting-in-a-chair-and-female-on-top-sex, most of these look pretty straightforward and not at all how one positions oneself during la intercourse.

On the other hand, I haven't read the books. Tell me, do the novel's dirty deeds include a move wherein the woman sits on the floor and twists her torso from side to side while holding an invisible medicine ball? 

Park Slope moms: this doin' it for you?

Happy Hipster Thanksgiving!

We love you, Park Slope. 

Mean it. 

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[Video]: "BEING MARRIED IS LIKE COLOR TV. ONCE YOU TRY IT YOU NEVER WANNA GO BACK"

Danny & Annie from StoryCorps on Vimeo.

I double dawg dare you to not hysterically cry while watching this video about an inspiring Brooklyn couple, Annie & Danny and their 27 year romance. 

I'm off to go mop up my keyboard and put cucumbers on my eyes to bring down the swelling.

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HIPSTER OR HASIDIC?

With all the devastation that Sandy has brought on to our beloved NYC, I for one could use some goddamned comic relief. 

So join in with Jimmy Kimmel and his audience while they attempt to identify Brooklyn Hipsters or Brooklyn Hasids based on tight close ups of their man face hairs. 

Minus the handlebar mustache, it's pretty damn challenging!