[Video]: The Song Called "Park Slope"

The full title of the song, performed by a band called ABADABAD (part "Abba," part "Gattaca," for me at least), is actually titled "Park Slope (I'm Sorry)," though it's hard to tell if the apology is meant for the neighborhood itself or someone living with it. Either way, it's a pretty catchy song.

[Video]: Watch As John Hodgman Advises Men on How to Look Good in the Nude

In this episode of Morgan Spurlock's new male grooming-related web series Mansome, special mustache correspondent and nudity consultant John Hodgman advises the male population on how to look good naked (hint: TRIM YOUR PUBES).

FiPS' Favorite Local WEb Series The Slope Starts Kickstarter for Spin-off

If you're a big fan of THE SLOPE web series like I am, you'll probably want to check out this Kickstarter Campaign for the production of a spin-off series called F TO 7TH, which was created by Ingrid Jungermann, one half of the series' funny female duo. The series, which will premiere on January 7th, includes a cast of Michael Showalter, Gaby Hoffman, Ashlie Atkinson and Ann Carr. Not too shabby.

According to Jungermann, the F to 7th is about "Ingrid's descent into stupid middle age. Judgmental as ever, Ingrid is stuck somewhere between FTM and PSP as she struggles to find herself in a world where sexuality and gender have left her old-fashioned lesbianism behind." They have just 9 days to go, so if you can throw some money their way, please do! 

DANCE YOUR PH.D

I seriously wish these guys were around way back in 1995 when I was hanging by a thread in baby chem at GW University. 

Cause science is HARD. 

But I would have been way more into shit if my professor was poppin-n-lockin like these dudes. They decided to present two graduate theses on bacterial research as part of the "dance your ph.d" program....and they did it all the hell all over Park Slope. 

I feel smarter already. 

[VIDEO]: Brooklyn Dad Just Wants to See Gaga and Madonna Perform

One night not too long ago, 58 year-old Paul Harry Marinos -- a man who looks like a hybrid of John Turturro and Marty Scorsese -- woke from a sound sleep with a vision: Madonna and Lady Gaga. On a stage. Together. In the above video, he explains his grand plans for the epic event -- Millions of people! Paris! -- to his perplexed son, who's recording his dad's excitement on camera. It's all pretty adorable.