Park Slope Netflix Queues Look Like This

1. Rachel Getting Married
2. Milk
3. Doubt
4. The Wrestler
5. Burn After Reading
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
7. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
8. Slumdog Millionaire
9. Revolutionary Road
10. Mad Men: Season 1: Disc 1

Way to be completely fucking predictable, Park Slope!--not a single mainstream movie in the bunch! (I mean, maybe you could argue Benjamin Button, though I still say its borderline). Surprised not to see Food, Inc there, though (right Food Coop-n-JSF?).

(via the NYT)

Pavillion Movie Theater to Park Slope: 'THERE ARE NO FUCKING BEDBUGS HERE, BITCHES'

Ok, so that's not *exactly* a direct quote, but the sentiment is there.

Gothamist published a follow-up to the recent controversh on Brooklynian, which claimed that there was a "giant bedbug problem" at the Pavillion. We piped up about the whole thing as well, though mostly to just say: OMGOMGOMG, is this true?

Well, Gothamist actually has people who fact check shit and get quotes, so they got in touch with the Pavillion's General Manager who had this to say about the bedbug claims: "That is innacurate information, we do not have a bedbug problem."

Ok, so fine...I guess the choice is yours people.

UNLESS, of course, the Pavillion wants to invite over a group of bitter Brooklynian posters and some bitchy FIPSers, along with a 3rd party impartial exterminator of our choice for, oh I don't know, a free movie and black light investigation? Cause that would kinda rule.

Are There Bedbugs Living In Those Crappy, Dirty, Purple Seats at the Pavillion?

Fuck, now I gotta choose between getting shot at Court Street or getting bedbugs at the Pavillion!?

From brooklynpotter on Brooklynian:

"One of my board members told me that there's a giant bedbug problem at the Pavillion--another reason not to go..."

Look people, I've got no idea if this shit is true or not. Gawd knows Brooklynians whine about all sorts of bullshit, and there ain't no telling what's for real and what's not.  But since getting bedbugs is currently the single thing I am *most* afraid of in this world (followed by: falling down the subway steps in front of a thousand people, getting pushed into a moving subway as someone tries to pass by me too closely, pigeons and clowns), I'm gonna be taking this pretty fuckin seriously.

Back to Regal Battery Park it is.

I Will Never Go To The Court Street Movie Theater Again

I just returned from the 6:05pm showing of Paranormal Activity at the UA Court Street Stadium 12 movie theater...and I've never been so scared in my entire life.

And though Paranormal Activity was rad, and totally freaky, and a must-see, the fact that I was so insanely scared out of my mind had fuck all to do with the movie, and everything to do with the people in the movie theater.

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So, I Know I'm Supposed To Be Posting New Stories-n-Shit...

But I started reading the Twilight series this week, and HOLY FUCK!

I've literally be holed up in my apartment for days now.  Seriously, I might need some sort of intervention soon because I have no desire to do ANYTHING but read these books.

Also, I'm totally fucking in love with Edward (obvs).

I think I need help....