The Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza

The holidays are upon us, and since we all hate the Atlantic Center Mall as much as Tiger Woods’ wife hates him right about now (can you imagine what THAT place was like on Black Friday?  I’m shuddering), we decided to compile a list of cool gifts you can get for the various dbags in your life.

Each day, we’ll give you a bunch of gift suggestions for two of the people who fall into these ten gift-buying categories:

1. Co-worker you hate but have to pretend to like
2. Breeder friend and/or their bitch-ass kids
3. Douchey granola-eating, Birkenstock-wearing hippie friend
4. The drunk in your life
5. Lovable nerds (and/or your dorky kid brother)
6. Home design gurus
7. Overly sentimental "spirit guide" friends who constantly remind you of their life motto: “LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.”
8. Fur baby mamas-n-daddies
9. Foodie friends
10. Brooklyn snobs

All of the gifts we’ve picked are a.) relatively affordable and b.) can be bought right here in Park Slope (more specifically, on 7^th or 5^th avenues).  So stay tuned for FIVE DAYS of cool shit (via crappy iPhone photos, smart ass, potentially-offensive commentary, and an occasional high-res photo we googled when we got home). 

True confessions: doesn’t it feel nice to know that you can get all of your holiday shopping done without even having to get on the subway?  Good thing, too, because the F train isn’t running again. Or is it?  Who even fucking knows anymore?

Happy holidays!

BK Holiday Meatup: We Want Your Naughty Photocopies!

Our BK Holiday Meatup is fast approaching, and major preparations are underway. ICYMI, our theme this time around is a naughty office party. So you know all that shit your normally do at your REAL office party and then get fired for in trouble for, and regret the next day? Well, at this partay, alllll of that stuff will be encouraged--rewarded even.

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BK HOLIDAY MEATUP! OUR NAUGHTY OFFICE PARTY WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS [TRUST]

Calling all single bros and bitches: you asked, and we answered. Behold!: The BK Holiday Meatup!

Home Base Supply Co. (We make it easy to score!©), cordially invites all of your asses to their annual (as of this year) naughty holiday office party, on Weds, December 9th at the Bell House.

That's right, people...for those of you who didn't get married/engaged/hook'd up/laid by enough random strangers since our last wildly successful Meatup in October, we've got another one for you to try your luck at.

In case you're not in the know, a Meatup actually has fuck all to do with meat (though, hello, we WILL have Asia Dog rockin their truck outside this time!). A Meatup is a hybrid of a Sat night, club crowd, I wore my nice undies just in case "untz untz" meat market and a chill, BK, "everyone is wearing glasses that make them look like an indie filmmaker but I love it anyway" meetup all rolled into one. Translation: the opportunities for getting laid will be epic.

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Who Gives A Shit Follow Up: Halloween Epic-ness?

photo: nyer82 on Flickr via Gothamist

Soooo?!

Was it everything you dreamed of-n-more? Did your costume KILL? Did you march in the Park Slope Halloween Parade with Chuck Schumer? Did you dress up your dog? Did you eat 767 mini butterfingers as an appetizer to your 732 Reese's peanut butter cups? Did you get laid?

HOW WAS HALLOWEEEN??

Q: What's Better Than Halloween Candy?

A: Halloween Vibrators!

Get some for your damn self! Here's how:

Trick or Treat at Babeland
Saturday, October 31, 06:00PM, Free

At Babeland the tricks are the treats!

Come into any Babeland location from 6PM-closing and say the words “trick or treat” to get a free Candy Vibe! (Babeland.com shoppers, enter the promo code “trick or treat” any time of the day for your own free Candy Vibe with purchase.) Also at 6 PM sharp, we will be drawing the winner of the Sexy Jack-o-Lantern Contest! And of course, don’t forget to come into the store in costume…just because it makes the Sex Educators happy!

So, I'm *guessing* that you'll want to leave the bebes home for this one. Unless, of course, you want to use them as a ploy to try to get extra Better Finger vibes (1 PER customer, right!?), in which case, bring the whole fam!