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It's the right thing to do.
(via Save the Hipsters)
It's the right thing to do.
(via Save the Hipsters)
It’s a well known fact that people are jealous of Brooklyn brownstones and their beautiful stoops. Recently though, our nabe has gone a little country by supporting the mullet philosophy and way of life: business in the front, party in the back. That's right. Don’t let those elegant city stoops fool you, for a few Park Slopers have gone full blown country bumpkin on us. Not only are Brooklynites sporting flannel, suspenders and straw hats, they’ve now got the perfect accessories to go with their hipster lifestyles: chicken coops!
We all know it's expensive as balls to live in NYC, which is why I'm a WEE BIT jealous of the Brooklynites who discovered a loophole to living rent-free under the radar. Granted, if they step out into the "yard" they'll probably emerge looking like some slimy Rocky Dennis with a gazillion nasty diseases. But still -- their disfigured asses wouldn't be paying a fucking penny to live in the highest-priced city in this here US of A.
A gaggle of hipsters and one environmentalist occupy four houseboats that are currently docked in the toxic stinkfest that we know as the Gowanus Canal (Which, in the case of the hipsters who are just sunbathing in orange thongs and pooping GODKNOWSWHERE, is kind of gross). But for environmentalist Adam Katzman, this lifestyle is an experiment.
"I love punctuation mark bands...more than like regular word bands."
Ok, this vid from the Harvard Sailing Team was kind of hilars.