MISSED CONNECTIONS: Dirty Daycare

Park Slope mamas: Do you need a little extra love from this loyal dad?

Park Slope Mom Needs Me - m4w (Park Slope)

Our kids go to day care together on 4th Ave. We passed each other in the stairwell. You are a kind, sweet, hard working, beautiful woman. I want to meet you on your lunch break at Prospect Park. I want you to tell me about everything that's bothering you and then make out with you like we were in high school. I think I can help you a little if you'd like me to.

Sex and therapy? A man who can multitask is always a keeper.

If You're In The Market For Half Of A Mannequin...

 $40 for the set, $20 for half...oh happy day! I'll go halvsies with someone, but I call dibs on the stems...

 For deetz go here.

Lost + Found On Craigslist: HARP STRINGS

click to enlargeLost my bulletproof mini briefcase of Harp Strings - REWARD (Park Slope or Greenpoint)

Date: 2011-02-20, 11:12PM EST
Reply to: comm-yftpm-2225641187@craigslist.org

I lost a small silver briefcase filled with harp strings, a harp tuning key and some other accessories in either Park Slope on Berkeley Pl or Greenpoint on Beadel St. If you found it or stole it, please return it - no questions asked. I'm offering a reward. Thanks.

Are you serious? Bitch please.

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Do You Have Food Rage?

If so, I have the perfect solution for you: A PARK SLOPE FOOD RAGE SUPPORT GROUP!

From the retarded/crazy/fake? Craigslist ad:

"Do your family members always seem to finish eating dinner before you get home from work? Have arguments with your spouse led to flying spaghetti? When you look at a dozen eggs, do you think "omelette" or "ammo"? If you said yes (or "ammo") to any of these questions, you may be suffering from food rage.

Food Rage is a very serious issue, and the FRSG is here to help. We are a group of individuals who suffer from FR and meet together every week to share our experiences. With the love and guidance of those who understand what you're going through, you too can work through your Food Rage issues."

This can't be real, right? Except that they have a a MOTHERFUCKING LOGO!?

Things that make you go hmm...

Are the Waitresses at Two Boots Actually Hot? [CRAIGSLIST]

Photo: Park Slope Lens

 During my daily Missed Connections troll to save your sorry Park Slope singles lives, I came across this:

Park Slope!!!! - m4w - 39 (NYSC and Two Boots)

Two Boots: I really want to fuck pretty much half the female staff there...mercy.

Venting,

S

I've never been to Two Boots in the Slope, because according to you people, there's no way to enjoy a slice of overpriced pizza without a side of baby spittle. But I gotta know: Is this dude just staring at too many slobby Park Slope moms, or are the ladies at Two Boots actually bangin'? And, I guess the second half of this Q: What's the likelihood that this guy is a BREEDER? Like 85%? 90%?

Since you don't come to this godforsaken blog to read about unrest in Egypt, commence discussion of the above important matters.