Lost + Found On Craigslist: HARP STRINGS

click to enlargeLost my bulletproof mini briefcase of Harp Strings - REWARD (Park Slope or Greenpoint)

Date: 2011-02-20, 11:12PM EST
Reply to: comm-yftpm-2225641187@craigslist.org

I lost a small silver briefcase filled with harp strings, a harp tuning key and some other accessories in either Park Slope on Berkeley Pl or Greenpoint on Beadel St. If you found it or stole it, please return it - no questions asked. I'm offering a reward. Thanks.

Are you serious? Bitch please.

No one has..nor do they want your ridiculous harp strings in a bullet proof mini briefcase.

The sheer hope and optimism found on craigslist always baffles me. People post that they’ve lost their iPads and/or some other expensive tech shit that I can’t afford, and they actually expect people to take the time out of their day to scour craigslist looking for the owner? Hey asshats this is Brooklyn..not Mayberry. You are on the wrong craigslist page. If you have any shred of hope in finding your shiny lost toys you better jump over to the For Sale - Electronics listings right quick and perhaps someone will cut you a good deal as you attempt to buy back your own shit.

Please contact poor naive little Opie if you happen to know the whereabouts of his strings-n-shit.