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Thursday
Jun302011

MISSED CONNECTIONS: Dirty Daycare

Posted by: AuthorMeredith | DateThursday, June 30, 2011 at 3:00PM
Park Slope mamas: Do you need a little extra love from this loyal dad?

Park Slope Mom Needs Me - m4w (Park Slope)

Our kids go to day care together on 4th Ave. We passed each other in the stairwell. You are a kind, sweet, hard working, beautiful woman. I want to meet you on your lunch break at Prospect Park. I want you to tell me about everything that's bothering you and then make out with you like we were in high school. I think I can help you a little if you'd like me to.
Sex and therapy? A man who can multitask is always a keeper.
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