PS Craigslisting: W/E 12.21.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans:

*PLUS ONE - ART OPENING (Gowanus/Park Slope) - "These artists explore themes of urban landscape, mythic symbolic imagery, the Bronx graffiti tradition and honoring the art of teaching all while focusing on their personal identities and explorations as artists, friends, mentors and colleagues."

*Meet 7 great rescue dogs in one place! Call for appointment. BAFN (Park Slope Brooklyn) -
Adopt a pet! It really is the greatest thing on the planet.

*naked slave, spankee or houseboy now - m4m - 43 (Park Slope) - Spankee! What a fab new word...I am so stealing that.

*Drug Dealers on 20 St (Park Slope/ south Slope) - Well, if anyone is looking for ideas on where they can score some weed, this might be a good place to start.

*My Paris (Marais) for your Manhattan or Bklyn Apt. FEB 2009 - Goddammit I wish I could swap apartments with this person. The world is a cruel, cruel place.

PS Craigslisting: W/E 12.14.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans: (ed note: sorry we're a day late...we couldn't find any bagel appropriate craigslist posts for yesterday).

*Study or watch TV while our baby sleeps! (Park Slope) - This couple needs to get out more...and they know it. Please help them out so I don't have to see anymore babies in my bar.

*1/21: Get out of your rut. Get into the kitchen. (Park Slope, Brooklyn) - Ok so this is one is *mildly* bagel Monday appropriate.

*12/20-12/21: Peter and the Wolf - for kids of all ages (Park Slope) -This kinda sounds like fun...if you have kids...and you're into this sort of shit.

*12/20: Free Acupuncture (Park Slope ) - "If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is" (my Grandma). Except in the case of free acupuncture.

*Let's use my hydrocodone and each other's bodies to feel good... - m4w - 27 (Park Slope) - Back off, bitches. This is so my new boyfriend...

PS Craigslisting: W/E 12.07.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans:

*ELLA URGENTLY NEEDS FOSTER OR ADOPTION (Park Slope) - Ella is a drop dead adorbs Black Lab who desperately needs a home. I dare you to look at her pic and not wanna adopt her (double dawg dare?).

*Looking for Jewish Frum Chasidic Lady - m4w (Park SLope) - Ok, so this dude wants to get down-n-dirty Jew style. Also, I just learned a new word: Frum.

*Esoteric Group - m4w - 31 (Park Slope/Williamsburg) - "Calling all Curious Indigos, Excited Esoterics, and Horny Alchemists...I thought it'd be really interesting, exciting, fun, and probably educational to get a small group of people together who are all open to exploring various energy raising techniques that involve meditation, chants/mantras, tantric, and taoist practices to raise our psychic/Kundalini/Reiki/etc energies." Uhm..Right. Good luck with that, dude.

*British cross dresser seeking female friend - m4w (Park Slope) - This PSlope Brit is looking for a new BFF...anyone?

*College Educated Movers: Available Last Minute! - V. Interesting...though I think I prefer *non* college educated movers.

PS Craigslisting: W/E 11.30.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans:

*Are Hipsters and Yuppies the same thing?? (Park Slope)

*Naked Space: November (South Park Slope)

*Send us a secret... (Park Slope)

*Do you have a clean butt? - m4w - 37 (Park Slope) (NSFW)

*Found Kitten 7th Avenue and 15th St, Wearing Bejeweled Collar (Park Slope)

PS Craigslisting: W/E 11.23.08

Each week we bring you the best of the worst in Park Slope related craigslist shenanigans:

* Animal Crossing is making me horny (somehow - 29 (smile patrol???????? parkslopers) - this dude is looking for a bagel and/or sex. Though the bagel is non-negosh (for srs). Oh, also, he included a pic of a dog with a sprinkler in case his prose di-int get you all hot-n-horny.

*Chubby pinup seeks hipster boy for hot dates (Park Slope area) - ZOMG, let's be matchmakers, y'all!? This rubenesque chick sounds rad, and I for one want to find her the Emo, Ryan Adam lovin' hipster boy of her dreams. Please email with us with any and all ideas to effedinparkslope at gmail dot com.

*Are you 22 and an eager beaver chaser (Park Slope) - "You should be driven by a constant fear of failure in your endless, impossible chase of my unavailable affections. Call me. Or don't."

*I NEED LARGE COCKROACHES (one and a half inches) (Park Slope) - Looks like some dude named Lee is doing a little experiment-o. Do u live in a bug infested shithole? If so, give Lee a call!