HBO Series Filming On Eighth Ave Today

Was wondering what the fuck Boardwalk Empire was (as I've been seeing the signs all weekend). Thankfully, Here is Park Slope had all the scoop:

Helmed by Martin Scorsese and written by Sopranos alum Terrence Winter, Empire is about the rise of Atlantic City during the Prohibition era, and centers on a bootlegger named Nucky Johnson (played by Steve Buscemi).

STEVE BUSCEMI, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Seriously, if any one (and I mean A-N-Y-O-N-E) can get us some real deal scoop from REALSTEVEBUSCEMI on his feelings about his Twitter impersonator, we'd slap your pic on the front page of FIPS and petition the Borough of Brooklyn to name a street after your ass or something.

Inquiring minds want to know (and I gotta go to work!).

All this is goin down near the Montauk Club.

CELEBRITY SIGHTING: THAT GUY FROM 'OZ' AT KEY FOOD

Do you like violence? "Love" between two men? More violence? Mind games? Deception? A very gay BD Wong masquerading as a priest? Well, you sick fuck, you better Netflix the entire sixth season of Oz (like I did), because it will blow your effing mind. I honestly do love the HBO drama that launched the careers of Chris Meloni (what's up, Det. Stabler?!), BD Wong and JK Simmons, as well as reintroduced the fabulous Rita Moreno (of West Side Story fame) to a new generation of fans. That is why I was so fucking pysched to be in line at Key Foods behind Terry Kinney, the guy who played the idealistic unit manager Tim McManus on the show. I played it cool and didn't say anything, because I think it would be weird to hear a young girl shriek "OMG I loved OZ so much!!!!!" while you're buying your groceries--especially since I was 11 years old when the show premiered in 1997. Inside information: Terry Kinney was buying a six pack of unidentified beer and instant mashed potatoes. Wikipedia says that he's 55, but damnnnnn Kinney don't look a day over 40.

Dear Tyra: You Stole Our Fucking Idea

Ok, so I don't watch Tyra...or tivo Tyra.  And I gave up on America's Next Top Model like 10 years ago.  But our friend Hell & Heartaches alerted us to a disturbing situation going down on Tyra's show:

"Yesterday's Tyra featured a debate between heterosexual single women who believe that husbands and children hold women back from reaching their full potential and married, heterosexual women who believe that women aren't complete until they've found a man and started a family."

What was the title of her show? Single, Childless Women vs. Married Mothers.

Ok, not very clever...and doesn't exactly roll of the tongue. But also, a TOTAL FUCKING RIPOFF OF BREEDERS vs. BALLERS.

I mean, right!?

You owe me some bank, bitch...

(via Jezebel)

So, I Know I'm Supposed To Be Posting New Stories-n-Shit...

But I started reading the Twilight series this week, and HOLY FUCK!

I've literally be holed up in my apartment for days now.  Seriously, I might need some sort of intervention soon because I have no desire to do ANYTHING but read these books.

Also, I'm totally fucking in love with Edward (obvs).

I think I need help....

"Did Somebody say 'Bebe?'"

"My Russian baby is a baby inside a baby inside a baby."

These bitches would fit in SO well in Park Slope (and also the new PSP $25 yearly fee would be NO problemo for them eeths).

(via SNL via Hulu)