CELEBRITY SIGHTING: THAT GUY FROM 'OZ' AT KEY FOOD

Do you like violence? "Love" between two men? More violence? Mind games? Deception? A very gay BD Wong masquerading as a priest? Well, you sick fuck, you better Netflix the entire sixth season of Oz (like I did), because it will blow your effing mind. I honestly do love the HBO drama that launched the careers of Chris Meloni (what's up, Det. Stabler?!), BD Wong and JK Simmons, as well as reintroduced the fabulous Rita Moreno (of West Side Story fame) to a new generation of fans. That is why I was so fucking pysched to be in line at Key Foods behind Terry Kinney, the guy who played the idealistic unit manager Tim McManus on the show. I played it cool and didn't say anything, because I think it would be weird to hear a young girl shriek "OMG I loved OZ so much!!!!!" while you're buying your groceries--especially since I was 11 years old when the show premiered in 1997. Inside information: Terry Kinney was buying a six pack of unidentified beer and instant mashed potatoes. Wikipedia says that he's 55, but damnnnnn Kinney don't look a day over 40.