The One and ONLY Thing That Could Ever Get Me to *CONSIDER* A Food Coop Membership...
...a hot piece of ass like Adrien Grenier.
...a hot piece of ass like Adrien Grenier.
Yikes...sorry, Steve Buscemi! Sucks to be you, John Turturro! R'uh r'oh, John Hodgman!
Looks like we might have some super duper A list celebs comin to the hood and stealin your thunder--at least Gawker seems to think so.
Rumor has it that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick, might be dope in the Slope soon with their adorable little fam-i-LEE.
Gawker is guessing that that the Parker-Broderick clan may have been the mysterioso buyers of Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany's gorgeous Prospect Park West mansion last year, and could be moving in any day now with their whole brood.
Some other interesting scoop: SJP purchased the rights to Park Slope author Amy Sohn's stroller nazi tell-all: Prospect Park West (note to self: buy this book pronto!)
ZOMG, you guys!!! Let's all chip in and buy them a yearly membership to Park Slope Parents as like a "welcome to the neighborhood" thing! And then we can throw a "HOORAY FOR THE PARKER-BRODERICKS!" family party at Two Boots!
For those of you who already think our two little mini-posts about MJ are "over the top," buckle your fucking seatbealts and feast your eyes on this!:
Please join us this Tuesday, June 30at 7:30 p.m.,for a loop around Prospect Park to celebrate the music of Michael Jackson.
Glittery costumes and/or wigs and makeup are encouraged (some of us will be going with the simple white t-shirt/black pants/blackfedora combo), boomboxes playing the greatest hits will be carried, and when we reach the end of the loop, we will organize a mass Thriller dance.
Let's do right by MJ and make a spectacle! Don't worry if you're not a runner; we'll take it slow.
We'll go for drinks afterward, of course, where we'll dance... on the floor... in the round. See you there!
This Thriller flashmob will be meeting at the PPW & 9th street entrance, and for any one that IS attending, I beg of you to take photos and video.
As the King of Pop "beat it" yesterday (haha, see what I did there?), I did what any person grieving would do: I went and saw The Proposal at the Pavilion, followed by burgers and beers at The Dram Shop.