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Tuesday
Sep152009

Amy Sohn Controversh, Part Deux: 'Don't Hate the Player, Smartmom, Hate The Game'

Just to recap: Park Slope rez and former sex columnist Amy Sohn wrote a book called Prospect Park West that satirizes the stroller mafia, SAHM lifestyle that's so prevalent in our neighborhood. The whole book takes place in Park Slope, and all of the typical Park Slope stereotypes (helicopter moms, sexless marriages, crazies at the Coop, etc) are served up on a silver platter like a warm plate of homemade chocolate chip cookies. And yes people, it really is that delicious. I loved the shit out of this book, but others (like Smartmom, Louise Crawford) seem to hate the living crap out of it.

In fact, Smartmom hates the book so much, she recently wrote a scathing review published in the Brooklyn Paper: "Another Slope Swipe From Amy Sohn." Mind you, this was after she published a lengthy takedown of the novel on her own blog, written in a bizarre Q&A style that made it seem like she was being interviewed for the post...only she was interviewing herself. I guess she forgot that one usually tends to get interviewed after WRITING a book...not simply reading one.

Anyway.

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Friday
Sep042009

We *Still* Dare You To Write For Us

The last time we put out this call, we got some KICK ASS FIPS writers, who've since, happily joined the Fucked in Park Slope Circus. In fact, we're sooo into them we want more.

Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. YOU).

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Sunday
Aug232009

Hotel Le Bleu: GO NAKED, OR GO HOME

Image via Restless

Hey, Hotel Le Bleu: Virtually every week I read about/see some of the naked, sexy time action going on at the new Standard Hotel in Manhattan.

Virtually every NYC blog has posted pics of some naked hottie walking around, or some 60-year-old rich, fat dude getting fucked up against the glass by his 18-year-old GF. In fact, it happens so often, I barely even bother to click anymore.

But then it hit me: this is your ticket! Seriously, Hotel le Bleu...I'm not kidding.

You need to do something that will encourage people to start walking around naked in your hotel rooms! A LOT!

BOOM.

Trust me when I say, this is gonna be your key to success.

People will start hanging around your hotel, hoping to catch a glimpse of some hot side boob. Blogs will start posting "Le Bleu Le Birthday suit" watches. And reviewers will forget that you are "tucked away" by Staples and the Taxi Garage on 4th Avenue.

Make it happen, Le Bleu. You won't be sorry....

(via Curbed)

Wednesday
Jul012009

STFU Parents

Welcome to our new fave blog: STFU Parents.

They've jumped head first with a bang,  into an issue that we at FIPS touched on many months ago: Facebook = Babybook

You used to be fun. Now you have a baby. If you're being driven crazy by your friends' baby updates every time you check your status feed, please feel free to contribute to this blog. stfuparentsblog@gmail.com Also on Twitter: twitter.com/STFUParents *submissions can be text, screen capture, anonymous, etc.*

Come on, people! So far, Park Slope is severely UN-represented on this site.  Step it up!

Wednesday
Jun102009

Yet Another 'Is Blogging Dead?' Article

From this weekend's NYT:

(Here are some quick take aways):

*Blogging is VERY VERY fucking hard to do regularly, and ridiculously time consuming.

*Most people give up immediately.

*Once you start getting fame-ass, it's harder and harder to talk about your crazy fucking family and friends.

*You make no money.

*You almost never ever never get a book deal.

Sounds like beach blanket bingo, right?

Blogging: Just say "NO"...trust me.