Read Brokelyn R-I-G-H-T N-O-W

I usually hate everyone and everything, so imagine my surprise when I came across a rad new Brooklyn blog that:

*is chock full of sweet ass tips on how to survive in the BK as a recessionista

*doesn't look like a piece of shit (like not at ALL)

*AND has a clever name

All y'all need to go read that sucker Brokelyn toute de suite...or else.

Ode To omg, whatev!!!

We got some pretty rad comments from our Brooklyn Based interview yesterday, but our fave-oh-rite one by far came from omg, whatev!!! (4th comment down). It was such poetry, in fact, that I was compelled to do a dramatic reading of it.

I *almost* yelled out "bitch" at the end, omg, whatev!!!, but really, we've got nothing but love for your ass.  Though for the record, I would not live in Hoboken even if someone offered me free rent and a weekly stipend.

See you at the Tea Lounge.

Kisses!

[CLICK ODE TO OMG, WHATEV!!! BELOW TO LISTEN]

Ode To OMG, Whatev!!!

SILENT POST FOR BIG RG

Check Our Asses Out on Brooklyn Based

What's So Effed About Park Slope?

[Also, sign up for their emails, and follow them on Twitter. We're not just kissing ass here people, they rock. Ok, we're kissing a *little* bit of ass, but hardly any. It's really v. good shit].

FIPS Raison D'Etre

photo: petographs

Dear Everyone Who Thinks This Blog Should Go Suck A Dick,

Right.

Well, at least we're not a blog THAT IS COMPLETELY FUCKING WRITTEN BY MARTHA STEWART'S DOGS.

I am not shitting you.  Her French Bulldogs Francesca and Sharkey have a blog...and attend meetings...and write posts.  On THEIR BLLLLAAAHHHHGGGG.

This thing e-x-i-s-t-s.

And if THAT blog gets to exist out in the world, than I don't want to hear FUCK ALL from any of you mofos about this one.

xo,

FIPS

p.s. This is our dog Oliver above.  And he mostly sits around licking  his asshole, eating stray fruit loops that have fallen behind the couch and whining like a little bitch to be taken out on walks.  He doesn't have a blog.