We *Still* Dare You To Write For Us

The last time we put out this call, we got some KICK ASS FIPS writers, who've since, happily joined the Fucked in Park Slope Circus. In fact, we're sooo into them we want more.

Here's the thing: we're lazy...and have other jobs, and in case you didn't get the memo: its fucking hard keeping a blog every day and making it interesting/relevant/timely/funny, blah, blah, blah. So we need other people like us (i.e. YOU).

Basically, you need to be:
* a good writer
* funny
* less annoying than we are (not a very tall order)
* reliable (i.e. if we have to constantly be buggin you for stuff, that's gonna get real old, real fast)
* a BK resident (Park Slope rez is most preferable, but beggars can't be choosers). Or screw it...BK knowledgeable would probs work too.

That's mostly it. YES WE CAN? You in?

Here's what we want: a sample post on anything you think would be rockin on FIPS. Topic is totally up to you, but we'd love to be dazzled. In particular, we're looking for additional column ideas that would work on a weekly or bi-weekly basis.  Also include some info on yourself and any links to other blogs/writings.
Email us.

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