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Tuesday
Feb162010

FAVE NEW BLOG ALERT: Reasons To Be Happy You Don't Have Kids

It's def cause for celebration around here when we find ourselves some other, like-minded, true-blue, ginuwine BALLERS. And so I was pretty much dancing a full on fucking jig when I happened upon: Reasons to be Happy You Don't Have Kids.

This blog is written by Karyn (@karynmurph) and sometimes her husband Eric (ericcmurphy3131), who has this to say on their blog:

"I have been with my wife Karyn for ten years – five living together unmarried, and five married. We are different than most other couples we know. We don’t want children… ever. There, I said it. When we tell people of this decision, we’re usually met with a mixture of pity and confusion. Is there really something wrong with not wanting to be slaves to crying, pooping, puking little versions of ourselves?"

[STANDS ON KITCHEN TABLE SCREAMING]

NOOOOOOOOO! There is nothing wrong with that, Eric!

And Karyn says this:

"Every day that I wake up, I am happy that I don’t have a child."

[JUMPS ON CHANDELIER AND SWINGS FROM IT]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MMMMMMMMMMMEN, SISTA!

Since they're true BALLERS, these two just packed up all their shit and embarked on a several-month long trip to Thailand (which you can follow along with on their blog and Twitter). But also there is some hilarious shit in the archives to sift through, and you people probably have a lot of catching up to do.

Anyway.

I would suggest you add this blog to your google reader stat and follow their asses on Twitter immeds.

Tuesday
Feb092010

FABULOUS IN PARK SLOPE: IT'S HERE!!

Just a few short weeks ago, we all joined into the collective, crowdsourced inquiry regarding whether or not there was any "fabulous" left in Park Slope (hint: there was none)...and yeah, we realized that shit had gotten a *little* depressing around good ole' Park Slob (espesh after I lost that ebay auction for that MOTHERFUCKING CHINCHILLA SLEEVED COAT!), but we pressed on and crossed our fingers that "fabulous" might somehow find its way back to us chumps.

Well, good news, bitches!

Fabulous is HEEEEEEERE!

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Friday
Dec182009

SUCKS/RULES: Why [Blogging] Totally Fucking Rules

Ok, so yesterday I wrote all about why blogging totally fucking sucks. And I meant it--it mostly does.

But there are a *few* things about it that do kinda rule, and it wouldn't be fair to leave that shit out of the equation.

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Thursday
Dec172009

SUCKS/RULES: Why [Blogging] Totally Fucking Sucks

If you're bored out of your mind, and need something to do just for kicks, start researching the "how to blog" scene. Between Google (391,000,000 results), Twitter and a few choice sites like Read, Write, Web, Copyblogger & the pre-eminent emperor of all blogging advice, Pro Blogger, you're gonna be busy learning all about this "how to blog" shit until Dakota Fanning grows pubes.

There are somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 bajillion articles (I've counted) on the following topics: how to engage your readers, how to monetize your readers, how to write posts that your readers are gonna like reading, how to think of ideas for posts, how to use randomly linked words in the middle of your posts to earn extra income so you can buy more weed, how to market your blog, how to publicize your blog, how to build your "personal brand," how to ruin your "personal brand," how to use Twitter and other social networks in conjunction with your blog, how to ensure your readers will keep coming back to your blog, how to use statistical data to understand whether readers ARE or NOT coming back to your blog, how to blog about your personal life, how to not blog about your personal life, how to get your readers to give you a virtual blow job...DO YOU GET IT YET???

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Wednesday
Dec162009

Boggle-n-Brokelyn

Our blogging buds at Brokelyn are planning a little holiday get together shindig thing for Thursday night, and there's gonna be boggle!  You guys know how to spell-n-shit, right?

Everyone should go, because playing boggle while drinking will make you feel way smarter than you actually are, and then that will probably be pretty fun to watch for everyone else.

There will be $3 Negra Modelos and a $4 Brokelyn Mystery Cocktail, so everyone should plan on getting lit.

Read all about it on Brokelyn.

The Sackett
661 Sackett Street (btwn 4th and 5th aves)
7-10pm

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