Cool or not cool: Making Your Bebe Work Out With You By Treating It as a Weight?

Photo via SUSAN WATTS/NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

If you’ve been on the fence about whether or not to have a baby, the newest workout fad might be just the thing to knock your ass over to the reproducing side of the fence. Forget all about buying expensive dumbbells and pesky resistance bands.  There will be no more whoring around a stripper pole pretending you “just wanna dance." All you have to do is have a baby, wait until its neck can support its giant baby head, and BOOM: you’re on your way to weight loss, baby liftin’ style.

It’s pretty self-explanatory: the baby (tot, child, fruit of your loins, etc.) is the weight, and you hold it while working out. If interested, you can read about the specific baby-related workouts in this NY Daily News article.

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Cool Or Not Cool: The New Religious Children’s Book Section At Barnes & Noble?

Photo of another B&N via allbeggars.blogspot.com

I don’t know about you nerds, but I am all about my kid become a God-fearing Christian. And by that, I mean I hope he fears Christians.

But now, thanks to the geniuses over at the 7th Avenue Barnes & Noble, we have to worry about our children going all evangelical on us. And you know what that means: Republicanism is just around the corner.

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Illustrator Gives Accurate Portrayal To Park Slope Strollers

Steven Weinberg has seen his fair share of strollers in the Slope. Like most of us, he's entertained SLASH horrified by the double wides, the speed-of-light mommy joggers and the toddler with the blue tooth. Unlike most of us, he can ACTUALLY draw, and therefore was able to reproduce his findings as lovely illustrations. See more after the jump! 

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