Cool Or Not Cool: The New Religious Children’s Book Section At Barnes & Noble?
I don’t know about you nerds, but I am all about my kid become a God-fearing Christian. And by that, I mean I hope he fears Christians.
But now, thanks to the geniuses over at the 7th Avenue Barnes & Noble, we have to worry about our children going all evangelical on us. And you know what that means: Republicanism is just around the corner.
B&N has set up a religious section within the Children’s corner of the store –– which means that while the fruit of your liberal looms is scoping out Everybody Poops, he or she can also read a kid-friendly version of The Ten Commandments. Who doesn’t want their baby to learn all about prostitutes and smiting? God put Job through a shit-ton of, well, shit, and it’s time little Moroccan and Monroe knew it.
Then again my two year old is already in the midst of figuring our his sexuality like all the other toddlers in this nabe... sigh.
But what do you think? Cool or not cool?
[Thanks to FiPS reader Rachel for the hawt tip!]
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