Who Gives A Shit: Where Did You Go To College?

Ok, so if everyone in Park Slope *is* in fact a rich, whiny liberal, ex-Manhattan douche, I'm expecting a lot of the following:

• Vassar
• Brown
• Barnard
• Columbia
• Oberlin
• Williams
• Amherst
• Wellseley
• All the Ivies
• Blah, blah, blah

I'll just get my shit right out of the way and tell y'all that I went to GW...or Jew W as we were all fond of calling it. Also I was an RA, but that's a story for another time. I graduated in 4, got my stupid degree in International Affairs (which has fuck all to do with banging dudes in foreign countries, unfortch), minored in English (also shocking, I know, for someone who uses retarded words regularly...like "unfortch"). OH, and I mostly decided to go to GW when I was 9 because my favorite counselor of all time at sleep away camp, Heather Levinson, was going there and she was seriously the coolest person I had ever met in my life.

Anyway, here it is:

Where did you go to college? (And did you dig it? AND did you graduate?)

That's it.

Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some priv-ass-y).