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Entries in weather (39)

Wednesday
Jan122011

OPEN THREAD: Snowpocalypse 2.0 Report Card?

image via @karlnorling

Ok, ppl: by my count we have approximately 8 bazillion snow plows rolling through the nabe and I can barely even see that we had a storm at all.

Schools are open. I haven't heard a ton of subway bitching-n-moaning.

I don't know...this shit was kinda boring. You?

Tuesday
Jan112011

WINTER ADVISORY: Sledding Conditions in Prospect Park

I love you too, John Hamm!

Also, I want to help you unprepared idiots who come tomorrow afternoon will want to go sledding. Because I know you won't have had the forethought (or, fine, time if you're gainfully employed) to head over to Tarzian to purchase an actual sliding instrument (aka A SLED). Btw, there are about five left so you better run.

The last snowpocalypse, my snowrats and I did some non-sled product testing for you people. Our analysis revealed that everything SUCKS so save yourself the trouble and don't steal someone's garbage can top hoping that you'll make it down the hill on it. YOU WON'T. Likewise, the life-sized container store purchase, plastic bags or somebody's abandoned, broken sled.

CARDBOARD. That's your ticket. Find yourself a big old cardboard box and you may stand a chance.

See you in the meadow. I'll be waiting with the hot mulled cider and coffee (OR NOT!) for our annual FIPS snowball festivus on the south side of the frozen tundra, towards Grand Army.

We'll announce commencement with a tweet. If I can drag Erica away from the TV. 

BREEDER v. BALLER again? Or shall we mix it up this year.

Tuesday
Jan112011

FIPS CARES: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2.0, AKA SNOWMAGEDDON! 

Prepare yourselves! A crazy snowstorm is on its way AGAIN.

The National Weather Service has issued an alert for New York with words like "EMERGENCY" "HAZARDOUS" "SEVERE" and "DANGEROUS." Isn't this blizzard part of the ICE STORM they've been complaing about down in hotlanta?

This shit is serious:

Issued by The National Weather Service
New York City, NY
3:42 am EST, Tue., Jan. 11, 2011

... WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM THIS EVENING TO 6
PM EST WEDNESDAY...

A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM THIS EVENING TO 6
PM EST WEDNESDAY.

* LOCATIONS... NEW YORK CITY... AND NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY.

* HAZARDS... SNOW... HEAVY AT TIMES.

* ACCUMULATIONS... 8 TO 14 INCHES... WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

* WINDS... GUSTS 20 TO 25 MPH.

* VISIBILITIES... LESS THAN 1/4 MILE AT TIMES.

* TIMING... HEAVIEST SNOW OCCURS AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT INTO EARLY WEDNESDAY.

* IMPACTS... HAZARDOUS TRAVEL TONIGHT AND THROUGH THE DAY WEDNESDAY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW ARE
FORECAST THAT WILL MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS. ONLY TRAVEL IN AN EMERGENCY.
IF YOU MUST TRAVEL... KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT... FOOD... AND WATER IN
YOUR VEHICLE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.

OMG, are we all going to die?

Just in case I don't make it out alive: I love you John Hamm!

This shit show's going down between 7 tonight and 6 tomorrow night, so don't get on the subz too late unless you wanna have a cozy sleep over with some bed bugs and rats.

Friday
Jan072011

SNOWWWWWW!

ATTN EVERYONE! IT MIGHT SNOW AGAIN TODAY!

IT MIGHT BE SNOWING RIGHT NOW!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Just take all your garbage and dump it out the window...someone will pick it up in a couple of weeks. And you may as well drive your cars out into the middle of the road and eave em there. You won't get a ticket, cause the streets won't get plowed for dayzzzz.

JUST KIDDING!

Mikey Bloomberg promises it's gonna be different this time. LIKE HE SWEARS, PPL. Snow plows are gonna have GPS trackers-n-shit. There will be people with video cameras who will ROAM THE MOTHERFUCKING STREETS and transmit the video back to City Hall! It's maje!

Operators are standing by.

(via NY1)

Thursday
Dec302010

[AYFKMWTS] Delayed Snow Clean-Up Was A Sanitation Dept Protest!?

image via @colin_jonesAccording to the NY Post, yes: the reason we spent 3 days without getting our motherfucking streets plowed during the Blizzard of '10 is because the Sanitation Dept was trying to "send a message regarding budget cuts:"

Miles of roads stretching from as north as Whitestone, Queens, to the south shore of Staten Island still remained treacherously unplowed last night because of the shameless job action, several sources and a city lawmaker said, which was over a raft of demotions, attrition and budget cuts.

They sent a message to the rest of the city that these particular labor issues are more important," said City Councilman Dan Halloran (R-Queens), who was visited yesterday by a group of guilt-ridden sanitation workers who confessed the shameless plot.

I mean, WHAT!???

Is this real life!?

Oh, but wait...there's more:

The snitches "didn't want to be identified because they were afraid of retaliation," Halloran said. "They were told [by supervisors] to take off routes [and] not do the plowing of some of the major arteries in a timely manner. They were told to make the mayor pay for the layoffs, the reductions in rank for the supervisors, shrinking the rolls of the rank-and-file."

Un.Be.Liev.Able.

I guess Mayor Bloomberg didn't want to mention this little nugget in his very informative press conference the other day??!!

Apparently 400 trash haulers and supervisors have been canned, and as of tomorrow, up to 100 more get "demoted" as part of a budget reduction strategy that was in place.

This also answers the question: will our trash ever get picked up again? Right now it's looking like a solid no.

(via NY Post and a tip from FIPS reader Jake Taylor)