FIPS CARES: SNOWPOCALYPSE 2.0, AKA SNOWMAGEDDON!
Erica | Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 3:00PM 
Prepare yourselves! A crazy snowstorm is on its way AGAIN.
The National Weather Service has issued an alert for New York with words like "EMERGENCY" "HAZARDOUS" "SEVERE" and "DANGEROUS." Isn't this blizzard part of the ICE STORM they've been complaing about down in hotlanta?
This shit is serious:
Issued by The National Weather Service
New York City, NY
3:42 am EST, Tue., Jan. 11, 2011
... WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM THIS EVENING TO 6
PM EST WEDNESDAY...
A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 PM THIS EVENING TO 6
PM EST WEDNESDAY.
* LOCATIONS... NEW YORK CITY... AND NORTHEAST NEW JERSEY.
* HAZARDS... SNOW... HEAVY AT TIMES.
* ACCUMULATIONS... 8 TO 14 INCHES... WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.
* WINDS... GUSTS 20 TO 25 MPH.
* VISIBILITIES... LESS THAN 1/4 MILE AT TIMES.
* TIMING... HEAVIEST SNOW OCCURS AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT INTO EARLY WEDNESDAY.
* IMPACTS... HAZARDOUS TRAVEL TONIGHT AND THROUGH THE DAY WEDNESDAY.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER
CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW ARE
FORECAST THAT WILL MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS. ONLY TRAVEL IN AN EMERGENCY.
IF YOU MUST TRAVEL... KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT... FOOD... AND WATER IN
YOUR VEHICLE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.
OMG, are we all going to die?
Just in case I don't make it out alive: I love you John Hamm!
This shit show's going down between 7 tonight and 6 tomorrow night, so don't get on the subz too late unless you wanna have a cozy sleep over with some bed bugs and rats.
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