BREAKING: It's Not Raining!! [Update: Yes It Fucking Is]
Okay, so we had one single day of warmth and sun and love.
Be careful today - today's the day where jerkoffs go to work without jackets, hats, scarves and gloves - they just pretend it's all warm and shit. People always dress for the previous day, just like people always plan for the previous terror attack. Still searching bags at 14th street - Madrid was 5 years ago - what the fuck?
Listen, do yourself a favor and dress like today is the coldest day ever. I'm telling you, today is the day that will get you sick. When shit goes from warm to freezing, that's when people get the flu. My wife says you can't get a cold from the weather- she's full of shit as usual. Bring a goddamn scarf.
Talk to you later take care!
It's cold as fuck out there today! And also we're curious (cause YES, I am *exactly* this type of a pussy):
Another simple question: Do you cancel plans to go out (and be a BALLER and have fun) when its this cold?
That's it.
Again, answer in the comments (and feel free to go stealth anon if you want some prive).
I came to work today - big mistake.
First of all, it's like a fucking ghost town in here. Who can blame them; this morning was one of those rare occasions you just look up and feel in your bones that the weatherman was right.
Look outside: it's dumping. And to think that 72 hours ago was a mild day of Al Gore summer.
Here's what I want to ask:
If you're a manager answering that final question, remember to factor-in the net productivity effect of each employee's time spent holding their genitals and watching the second showcase-showdown.