Last Day of Public School: Last Chance....

No more illicit lunch dates with the PIC. It's the last day of NYC public school. Finally. On a MONDAY! Thanks Joel Klein and Randi Weingarten.

Okay, I'd like to be making the most of this but I'm too hot (and not in that way) AND the big kid got early release from his little academic prison yard so we're off to the 34th St. Loews to catch the first showing of Iron Man 2.

Dude, Where's My Car?

Ok, so this isn't Park Slope, but it *is* still Brooklyn. And it *is* kinda fun (in a sick and twisted way) to watch the rims get stolen off of a Nissan parked on 73rd street.

[Sidenote: dude has some KILLER vid for his insurance claim!].

[This one's for you, @robnyc @JakeTaylor! NO BABIEZ!]

BABIES FIRST!

Jackie Primrose Monahan | MySpace Video

This is kind of hilarious.

(via Jackie Monahan)

Apple Store Coming To Brooklyn? [NO]

An Apple Store Grows in Brooklyn from Marty Markowitz on Vimeo.

Dear Steve Jobs,

I'm very, very, very sorry for this ridiculous video...people in Brooklyn usually make way better shit than this.

Can we get an Apple store anyway?

Love,

FIPS

(via TUAW)

Brooklyn, according to Mary-Kate Olsen: Do you have to swim to get to work?

Okay, really, this has nothing to do with Park Slope, but I'm seriously OBSESSED with these videos.

Brooklyn-based comedienne Elaine Carroll apes Mary-Kate (and Ashley, occasionally) Olsen so well in her video series, Very Mary-Kate, that even their little sister, Lizzie Olsen, was quoted saying that Carroll "so got her!"

I seriously can't stop laughing.

Very Mary-Kate: Cat from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo.

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