COOL OR NOT COOL: Hitting Up Starbucks During Your Park Slope Food Coop Shift?

I was sitting innocently at Starbucks trying not to procrastinate when, BOOM, I turned around and saw this potential Pulitzer Prize-winning moment. Thank GOD I had Erica's flipcam with me for just such an eventuality. I could scarcely believe my eyes.

And yes: this dude (who clearly was in the middle of his Coop shift), even had his orange vest on under his jacket!

Don't kick him out though, Disciplinary Committee. Because this is just too brazen and awesome to end in tears. He cares about the Coop, I just know it!

Or maybe he's just someone's nanny who was forced to do his mean employer's shift against his will?

[ed note: For the record, I vote TOTALLY FUCKING COOL!--Erica].

Q: ARE PARK SLOPERS SUCH PUSSIES, THEY CAN'T HANDLE BAR FIGHTS? A: HELLS TO THE NO!

Ok, so this bar fight in front of Great Lakes bar (and then TD Bank) from last week *is* kinda boring. But still: WE'RE TRYING. Keep up the good work, Park Slope!

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BIKE WARS--A MESSIAH HAS COME... TO KICK YOUR ASS

Let's talk about the best thing that's happened to this Bike Lane hysteria since those sassy Seniors for Safety brought their kick-ass alliteration to Park Slope's newest conservative country club: Neighbors for Better Bike Lanes.

Meet messiahsez. I love him... to death. And here are my reasons why:

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Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give A Shit.

This video completes me.

The F Train Is So Dope

Forget dark alleys, btchz: hard core drug addicts can't even be bothered to shoot up in private anymore. Nope, they like to let it all hang out on your fave subway line and mine, THE FFFFFFFF!

UPDATE: Youtube yanked the vid...so now we can't even watch a dude shooting heroin on the subz anymore. Boo.