MAYBE FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI IS ACTUALLY REALSTEVEBUSCEMI AFTER ALL?

Well, bitches: don't say we never go to bat for your asses.

After learning the other day of the existence of a phantom Steve Buscemi account on Twitter, I have literally been working day and night trying to figure out if this chump was REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI. And let me tell you: its fucking hard out there for a pimp.

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John Hodgman, We Need Your Help

Dear John Hodgman,

As the keeper of all information about everything, I, Park Slope and the FIPS community at large desperately need your help.

A fanciful slash mesmerizing twitter feed has recently materialized for someone who *appears* to be none other than fave PSlope celeb Steve Buscemi. This cyber Buscemi speaks of himself in the third person, hates penguins and even has his own Facebook page! Only problem is, we don't know if its the REALSTEVEBUSCEMI or the FAKESTEVEBUSCEMI.

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Is It OK To Kill A Penguin If Steve Buscemi Told Me To?

Dear Steve Buscemi,

Lest you think this is a Park Slope blog strictly focused on our local celeb-u-Johns (Turturro and Hodgman), fear not! We love your ass too!

I myself have seen you on two separate occassions at Sette, and once (I think?) walking on 7th Ave near Haagen-Dazs. And Benjamin saw you once with Artie Bucco from The Sopranos at Two Boots (HA!). But something tells me that you and I are going to be "running" into each other a LOT more in the days to come, cause now we're friends in the Twitterverse!

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