It Was a Black, Black Friday at Best Buy
Break out the pepper spray! Strap on your trampling shoes! IT'S BLACK FRIDAY TIME, BITCHES!
On this Black Friday eve around 7pm, after a day of PURE DEADLY SIN THANKSGIVING GLUTTONY with my three siblings, I found myself across the street from Atlantic Center at a friend's third floor apartment on South Portland, where we had an all-star view of the gaggle of bargain hunters that began at the front door of Best Buy. By the time midnight rolled around, the crowd was wrapped around the block onto South Portland, all the way down South Elliott & then down onto Hanson Pl.
Oh, what people will do for a stupid Black Friday deal.