Again With the Park Slope YMCA Dads

Sometimes, the best shit on the interwebz is in the comments.

Case in point: a late eve tweet from @ParkSlopeGossip alerted me to the fact that there was some interesting commentary in the Daily Intel post about YMCA Daddy Gate Oh niners. In 140 characters or less, it was alluded to that some Park Slope BREEDERS (who shall remain nameless...unless, of course, you shelled out $25 dinero for a Park Slope Parents membership), were none too happy with all the chatter over on En Y Mag dot com.

Juicy!

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If Ever A Job Opportunity Suited Me To A Motherfucking Tee...

...this is it.

Seriously.

Do not pass go...do not collect $200.  HIRE ME!

I'm forever your girl.

Ideas For A New Summer Tattoo?

(via FIPS fave reader joe_paluka)

Union Street Is A Death Trap

Can someone please tell me what the FUCK is going on with the sidewalk on Union Street!?

I dare you to walk up or down this street (between 7th and 8th aves in particular) and NOT trip on your smug, self-important Park Slope face. Every single solitary piece of pavement on that block is uneven with the piece of pavement RIGHT THE FUCK next to it.

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How Many Brooklynians Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Ok, so we're just gonna go ahead and present the text of this Brooklynian post to you without comment, because its THAT fucking funny all on its own:

How Many Brooklynians Does It Take to Screw In A Lightbulb?:

39 (38 of whom are not from Park Slope)

Breakdown as follows

11 to argue about what bulb to use
10 to argue about what type of ladder/chair/stool to use
14 to biach about global warming and insist electricity is a luxury
and how DARE these slopers use electricity when there are children starving on on unyet discovered planet
3 - to blame george bush for the broken lightbulb

1 - the actual sloper - to actually put the frigging bulb in

(via Brooklynian)