How Many Brooklynians Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Ok, so we're just gonna go ahead and present the text of this Brooklynian post to you without comment, because its THAT fucking funny all on its own:

How Many Brooklynians Does It Take to Screw In A Lightbulb?:

39 (38 of whom are not from Park Slope)

Breakdown as follows

11 to argue about what bulb to use
10 to argue about what type of ladder/chair/stool to use
14 to biach about global warming and insist electricity is a luxury
and how DARE these slopers use electricity when there are children starving on on unyet discovered planet
3 - to blame george bush for the broken lightbulb

1 - the actual sloper - to actually put the frigging bulb in

(via Brooklynian)