STREET BEAT: Off With Santa's Head

Yes it's a leetle bit early for Christmas talk, but since Santa is dead anyway we thought we'd give you plenty of time to tell your kids that the jig is officially up.

LONG LIVE THE JEWS!

Also, how fucking spooky is that little mailbox? All this shit looks like it came from the set of A Dwarf's X-mas (and yes, I do mean for that to sound dirty).

[spotted on 7th Ave and 7th street by FIPS reader Jon]. 

YOU WANT TO BE A NACHO MAN

What's better than guacamole?

TWENTY DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUACAMOLE, THAT'S WHAT.

Nachos NY is hosting their annual Guactacular event at The Bell House this Sunday, May 8. 

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Mitzvah Winnebagos Descend on Lapsed Jews of Park Slope

And what would Passover be without the coming of the Mitzvah Mobiles?

Per a friend of a friend, who may have been full of shit but maybe not...

I went in once years ago. They were all smoking and playing Pinochle. I told them to go to B&H and get a better PA system because it was scaring off recruits. Then I asked for a Rebbe Schneerson. Then they threw me out.

Have you ever come out of one of these things and lived to tell the tale? [ed note: personally, they scare the living shit outta me--Erica].

WHO GIVES A SHIT: Why Are There No Cadbury Mini-Eggs At Duane Reade?

Look, ppl.

I don't give a rat's ass about Jesus or Easter or any of that crap. I mean, I'm happy for all you Christian people that you have a great holiday to celebrate-n-shit, but there's only one thing that matters to me about Easter and one thing only: CADBURY MINI EGGS.

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HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, YA MICKS

Yeah, yeah, this is a video that was technically made for Valentine's Day, but nothing says St. Patrick's Day like a bunch of Irishmen singing "Truly Madly Deeply" by Savage Garden.