Mitzvah Winnebagos Descend on Lapsed Jews of Park Slope

And what would Passover be without the coming of the Mitzvah Mobiles?

Per a friend of a friend, who may have been full of shit but maybe not...

I went in once years ago. They were all smoking and playing Pinochle. I told them to go to B&H and get a better PA system because it was scaring off recruits. Then I asked for a Rebbe Schneerson. Then they threw me out.

Have you ever come out of one of these things and lived to tell the tale? [ed note: personally, they scare the living shit outta me--Erica].