TAKE THAT, GORILLA! The Youth Will Rebel With Plush Toys

This holiday season, wanna make sure your anti-Gorilla Coffee campaign makes it down to the small blob in your home that may resemble a person in a few years? Start brainwashing 'em early:

Cute, cuddly, twenty-five bucks. (Future therapy and nightmare insurance not included.)

Now that I've personal-shopped your asses, anyone wanna head to Grumpy on 7th Avenue and get me a skim cap? (Even if it didn't make the TONY's Best Coffee in Brooklyn list.) I've been stuck home with the plague and would highly appreciate it.

Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Five [Dog Obsessed Friends-n-Drunks]

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover dog obsessed pals and drunks.

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Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Four [Brooklyn Snobs-n-Weepy Lifetime Channel Movie Addicts]

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover BK snobs and sensitive cry babies.

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Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Three [Foodies-n-Design Gurus]

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover foodies and Dwell subscribing Design snobs.

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Holiday Gift FIPStravaganza: Day Two [Hippie Friends-n-Dorks]

This is our week-long dive head first into the trenches of holiday gift shopping, Park Slope style. Buy local, bitches! Unless, of course, you enjoy walking past empty storefronts every ten feet. In today's edition we cover douchey granola-eating friends and Lovable Dorks.

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