I DO NOT 'LIKE' YOUR BLOG!

Happy Holiday weekend everyone! This has gotz to be my, hands down, favorite submission I have ever received at FIPS HQ. Behold the best email of all friggin time

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Your Name: xxxxxx Mxxxxxx
Your Email:
Subject: Remove my name from your site

Message: I have been told that my name is listed as someone who "likes" this website. It must be an error and I would like it removed.

I do not want to be associated with people who think that using language like that on a social chat site is okay - guess you don't know how easy it is for children of all ages to get onto the site and then think that adults think it's okay to use language that is not used at home but can be used for everyone to see.

It's sad that you all think this is permissable but I think you don't have an intelligent vocabulary.

Remove my name please - immediately.

Thank you.

WOW, WOW, WOW, OH WOOOOOOW.

Ok, let's break this shit down:

• What in the MOTHER FUCK is a "social chat site?" Cause whatever the fuck a social chat site is, FIPS ain't one of em. Nobody "chats" around here...its pretty much all yelling, all the time.
• I say fuck both at home AND not at home. Do you only say it when you're not at home? So for ex. it's ok to say fuck at the grocery store, but not when you're watching an ep of The Hills?? Cause that shit is BANANAS.
• Who is "telling you" that your "name is listed as someone who likes" our site? Was it a voice in your head? I'm guessing you're getting an eensy weensy bit confused with THE INTERNET and FACEBOOK. Facebook is a place you go to like or not like all sorts of things, and FIPS is a place you to go to NOT like everything. Get it?

Please come back and read this post and comment, oh crazy wo/man. It would make me oh so happy!