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    Entries in Food Off (4)

    Monday
    17Aug2009

    Buffalo Soldier: Wing Off #2

    Your very own Buffalo Soldier is a product of Buffalo, New York, the home of abandoned factories, national sports teams who seem to have a stranglehold on the “runner up” category, and perhaps most notably, the very place where Buffalo wings were invented: at the fabulously divey Anchor Bar.

    My quest for a little slice of home in Park Slope is something I don’t take lightly, so here's the second edition of wing offs as I eat my way through the Slope looking for the best of Buffalo.

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    Wednesday
    15Apr2009

    Buffalo Soldier: Wing Off #1

    Your very own Buffalo Soldier is a product of Buffalo, New York, the home of abandoned factories, national sports teams who seem to have a stranglehold on the “runner up” category, and perhaps most notably, the very place where Buffalo wings were invented at the fabulously divey Anchor Bar.

    My quest for a little slice of home in Park Slope is something I don’t take lightly, so I’ll be presenting you with a series of wing offs as I eat my way through the Slope looking for the best of Buffalo.

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    Thursday
    05Mar2009

    HOLY SHIT, You Guys: Diddy did A Food off! Popeyes vs. KFC.  

    Now, I'm not much of a chicken person myself, but the biscuits at Popeyes produce a feeling in me that is similar to what I imagine shooting up heroin would feel like. Though KFC does have lots of good sauce choices. Eh, fuck it...based on the biscuit sitch alone, I think I'd have to go with Popeyes

    Needless to say, we're chomping at the bit to hear who, ultimately, came out victorious in Diddy's eyes.

    Which one do you dig?

    Tuesday
    03Feb2009

    General Tso's DEATHMATCH!

    Two men enter, one man leaves.

    As part of FIPS' ongoing Food-Off series, we've taken the most popular dish from the two most popular Park Slope Chinese Restaurants and pitted them against one another. The dish: General Tso's Chicken. The restaurants: Red Hot II and Hunan Delight.

    Now of course, there will inevitably be some crackhead who says "What about MR. Wonton?!?!" Save it - Mr. Wonton is such a greasy shithole that if you're really that obsessed, just pretend we included it in the competition and it LOST.

    Let the games begin! [cue big racist GONG!]

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