Fit and Still Fucked: Brooklyn Half Marathon, the Asshole Parade
It's almost Brooklyn Half Marathon Time, and I'm going to pop a big hole in that balloon and say The New York Road Runners should keep their fucking mega races of 5000 mostly snotty Upper East Siders to Central Park where they belong. The Alliance can barely keep Prospect Park from going to shit without the additional mess caused by dudes pissing in the bushes and hundreds of energy gels getting tossed in the first 3 miles by fatties who can't hold out to the finish to claim their enormous bagels. I'm still stepping on that shit a year later.